When our heroes go wilding one night in a stolen vehicle, their shenanigans end in MURDER! Someone knows their secret, someone knows they’re scared, and someone knows what they did last Thursday! And this secret may kill them all! Remember, if you’re going to run over the truth, make sure it… stays… runned over. And will The Reaper be there to pick up the pieces…? Hang on to your ballsacks, True Believers!
Will Darby listen to an evil version of himself?
May 132013
When the shelf gets a new action figure in a box, the question becomes, “To open, or not to open.” Experience the collector’s dilemma on today’s episode of Shelf Life!
The Kid sets up our intrepid “heroes” in the backyard for a little harmless target practice, but there’s no full metal jacket to keep them warm in this Hanoi Hilton because war is hell, this is no Hamburger Hill, and the fact that the casualties of war in this platoon were not born on the fourth of July is a bright and shining lie.
Apr 292013
When The Kid gets a new toy at Sunday School, the Shelf gets a little old time religion. Or at least Hero Man does. But will he make a great disciple? Watch and see! This episode is definitely NSFC!
Apr 152013
“Stop, play, paws and rewind.”
Apr 152013
After a new Hero Lass action figure commercial sends HL into a crazed conniption, her concerned cohorts conceive a clever contrivance to console her… Also, Snake gets some! Also, our first attempt at nudity! Remember, there are some things, once seen, that you’ll never be able to unsee… And that goes double for this episode’s shawarma, so be sure to watch to the very end!
What can I say? I think the little bugger is cute! Cute and well-executed premise. It should definitely bring a smile to your face.
This Is J03 is live action/ 3D animation about J03, an 8bit digital man stuck in our 21st century analogue world searching for a way home.
This Is J03 was shot in one day on HD by DOP Ross McClennon.
The film was produced by The Gate Films and Once Were Farmers and co-directed by Rory Lowe and Tom Shrapnel. Rory Lowe and Tom Shrapnel combined their skills in animation and live action to direct the film.
Whilst the animation was being created the footage was motion tracked and composited together with the animation all in one month.
It features DC Barclay as the Tramp and Neil Charnaud as the Butcher
Hero Man’s gone missing, and the rest of the gang wonders where he could be. But upon his return, his tales of prison, sadistic cellmates, and, well, what happens to new guys in prison, leave them wishing they could forget. As usual, NFSFW. Unless you work somewhere really cool.
War! It probably has something to do with a trade federation… but who cares! Darby and Mike are just trying to save their own butts and get off the station before it blows. Executive escape pods are the real deal.
