Longer drinks, longer cigarettes, longer bullets, longer episodes!
Victory has a new name!
DANGER 5
In the final instalment of The Diamond Girls, Danger 5 go head-to-head with Herman Göring and his posse of invincible She-Nazis. Apes and trains ensue.
After a quick round of Marconis at the Nassau airport bar, Danger 5 rendezvous with their Nazi liaison and embark on a road-trip to Göring’s island getaway. However, Nassau roadways are a dangerous place and Danger 5 soon fall victim to the “Terror of the Streets” …Italians.
Danger 5 have scored themselves a free trip to the Bahamas, but it turns out this holiday package has hidden fees. Looks like Danger 5 will have to make a down payment in bullets.
In their first mission together as a team, Danger 5 must stop the Nazis from stealing the world’s largest holding of black diamonds, which are kept in the Swiss World Bank. Seems like a piece of cake… served with gas and punishment.
Jackson, Pierre and Tucker are deep undercover in Nazi Germany. Armed with guns, poison, plastic explosive and raw patriotism, they plan to end World War II at Hitler’s favourite nightspot, the Black Dog. Just as the Big Man shows up in their iron sights, so does his new bullet-proof vest — made of 24-carat She-Nazis!
One way to figure out exactly what “Danger 5″ is would be to watch the preview… and then meditate for a week or so. Another way is to cheat and simply read the synopsis at the official site… and even that might cause hyperventilation. Regardless, it looks like there is a possibility of fun with a series that may benefit from a mash-up of several well-loved genres. C’mon! A show that promises Nazis AND dinosaurs!? How can you NOT love it!?
